Natasha Lyonne on The Todd Barry Podcast Live, October 29 (2013)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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when-its-dark-out:

"if you get caught in a riptide - it can look like dance moves"

  • girl: we finish each others s-
  • guy: ocialism
07.22.2014 / +2259 / mermeme / swarnpert

shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

skygrl:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

07.22.2014 / +153935 / hermionejg / eatpizzas

mcchickened:

an very important hole

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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07.21.2014 / +210084 / look-f0rward / starweilder

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

07.21.2014 / +476720 / odumb / dopexchainz